Part one of term paper
The Sega Dreamcast will indeed cure your acne. It will make you popular with the opposite sex, bring you material rewards beyond your wildest dreams and, most likely, cause passersby to pull out their wallets and hand you $5. The Dreamcast will mow the lawn for you, provide heat in the winter, cool fresh breezes in the summer and can be used ...

Part two of term paper
... at each other for next generation superiority in a war of systems that either don't exist yet or won't be coming until America until the new fall TV season rears its ugly head, we at Sega Radar feel obligated to bask in the warm, charisma-building, hype-free glow of the Dreamcast and its many wonderful game titles. Also, we plan to conclusively prove that the Dreamcast makes it 33 percent less likely you'll ever walk for six hours with a piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth, or toilet paper on your ...